Plant Services cartoon caption contest

HONORABLE MENTION

• "Will you hurry it up? We need your help in the Safety Kaizen!" — Darrell Myers
• "No, I don't want to see how Batman changes a lightbulb." — Bill Kaufman 
• "Couldn't use the ladder; the quarterly inspection hasn't been done yet." — Suzie McMillan
• "Go ahead...drop it...I'll catch it." —Ray Tweedale
• "I don’t care that you used to work for the circus; around here, we use ladders." — Edward McCaffrey

 OTHER SUBMISSIONS

• "But I don't have an LED for it yet!" — Clark Felio
• "Don’t drop that CFL!  It has mercury in it, which could hurt you!" — Blair Shaffer
• "Why didn't he wait for the scaffolding crew?" — Bill Kaufman
• "What harness! And what skyline!" — Clark Felio
• "Are you sure that’s the proper way to install CFLs?" — Ron Dixon
• "Safety said what?" — Clark Felio
• “You’re doing it all wrong.  It’s righty-tighty….” — Kirby Hostetler
•  "I can't believe I boosted ya right up there. I thought we'd at least need a forklift for that!" — Corey Ramsay 
• "Tarzan, we forgot to turn the light off!" —Cameron Brown
• "Hey, I can't come up there. That wire will never hold us both." — Robert Cowdrey
• "The metal end goes in the socket!" — Bill Kaufman
• "I know I said 'dim the lights.' That’s what the rheostat is for." — Jerry Hill
• "HERE....LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND!" — William Stapleton
• "Wait! We were gonna have the night shift change that!" — Jerry Fair
• "Hey you! You don't have to hang on the light to change it, sir." — Donald Drummond
• "I DON'T GET IT! How can a corkscrew-shaped bulb be more green and LEAN if it takes us five times as long to install?" — Cheryl White
• "I said to change the light, not hang from the light..." — Donald Vanzile